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Madonna will supposedly perform at next year's Super Bowl halftime show

Madonna will supposedly perform at next year's Super Bowl halftime show

I guess network officials are no longer worried about potential controversy or wardrobe malfunctions. SBNation.com is now reporting that Madonna…
Five Reasons to Watch the MLB Playoffs Even if You Don't Follow Baseball

Five Reasons to Watch the MLB Playoffs Even if You Don't Follow Baseball

America's pastime can be yours too.
Arcade Fire's Win Butler beats an NBA player in 3-point contest

Arcade Fire's Win Butler beats an NBA player in 3-point contest

What's more adorable than listening to Arcade Fire frontman (and alleged basketball thief) Win Butler brag about his superior three-point…
Canadians lose Stanley Cup, inferiority complex drastically worsens

Canadians lose Stanley Cup, inferiority complex drastically worsens

Looks like we have some sore losers on our hands, eh? Last night the Boston Bruins won game seven of the NHL Stanley Cup finals, beating out the…
Gay softball league must stay (mostly) gay, rules judge

Gay softball league must stay (mostly) gay, rules judge

Looks like the Gay Softball World Series will remain (mostly) that way. A federal judge in Seattle has ruled that the league can continue to…
Badminton World Federation orders female players to wear skirts

Badminton World Federation orders female players to wear skirts

  Because shuttlecocks aren't hot enough, the sport of badminton wants to sex up its image. As of Wednesday, The Badminton World…
Guess which former president was terrorized by a baseball today

Guess which former president was terrorized by a baseball today

Ding ding ding ding ding! During an otherwise innocuous outing to the ballpark with his lovely wife, the former Leader of the Free World George W. Bush…
BYU suspends star athlete for having pre-marital sex

BYU suspends star athlete for having pre-marital sex

Brandon Davies, star player for BYU's nationally-ranked basketball team, has been suspended from the team for violating the school's…
Watch: Christina Aguilera messes up the words to the national anthem at the Superbowl

Watch: Christina Aguilera messes up the words to the national anthem at the Superbowl

Christina Aguilera now joins Robert Goulet and Macy Gray among the ranks of celebrities who have very publicly flubbed the words to the national…
Suspect arrested in 2009 Super Bowl porn case

Suspect arrested in 2009 Super Bowl porn case

A former Cox Communications employee was arrested yesterday in Arizona on charges that he used a computer to interrupt a local telecast of the…
Watch: Wrestling ring suddenly turns into hypnotic dance club

Watch: Wrestling ring suddenly turns into hypnotic dance club

"THIS IS THE MOST ILLEGAL THING I'VE SEEN IN THE HISTORY OF WRESTLING!" screams one announcer when a wrestler hypnotizes his opponents…
XXXchurch preparing for "National Porn Sunday"

XXXchurch preparing for "National Porn Sunday"

  Nevada pastor Craig Gross is the founder of XXXchurch, a Christian group that helps people battling pornography addictions. He has…
Watch: Tracy Morgan calls Sarah Palin "good masturbation material" on live TV

Watch: Tracy Morgan calls Sarah Palin "good masturbation material" on live TV

I think it's funny when pretty much anyone makes fun of Sarah Palin. And I think Tracy Morgan is funny a lot — just about all of the…
The Year in Sports Sexiness

The Year in Sports Sexiness

In honor of the Super Bowl, we celebrate the moments in 2010 that made us sweat.
Chicago car salesman fired for wearing Packers tie to work

Chicago car salesman fired for wearing Packers tie to work

John Stone, a thirty-four-year-old car salesman and Packers fan who worked at Webb Chevrolet in South Suburban Oak Lawn, showed up to work like…
Watch: Two gay-ish Super Bowl ads from Doritos

Watch: Two gay-ish Super Bowl ads from Doritos

If there's one thing that large, general audiences can agree on, it's the subject of homosexuality.  Just kidding! Duh. But what if…
German football team bans strippers from games

German football team bans strippers from games

Here's today's news that you didn't know was news: football club St. Pauli of the German Bundesliga has put the kibosh on strippers…
JesusHatesObama.com Super Bowl ad rejected by Fox

JesusHatesObama.com Super Bowl ad rejected by Fox

A proposed Super Bowl commercial from JesusHatesObama.com, a site which peddles anti-Obama merchandise such as men's and women's…
Watch: Pro lacrosse team holds lap-dance contest at halftime

Watch: Pro lacrosse team holds lap-dance contest at halftime

Why are lacrosse players so obsessed with lap dances? Some years back, Duke's fearsome lacrosse team got in hot water when they hired some local…
Mike Tyson to star in a new reality TV show about his lifelong love of pigeons

Mike Tyson to star in a new reality TV show about his lifelong love of pigeons

Mike Tyson always seemed to be the perfect subject for a reality TV show. When you think back on his cameos in Black and White and The Hangover…