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Rick Santorum loves free breakfast buffets just as much as you do

Rick Santorum loves free breakfast buffets just as much as you do

There's something about Rick Santorum that's (when he's not campaigning) kind of goofily likable, in an…
Florida state representative rails against bill requiring handicap-accessible swimming pools

Florida state representative rails against bill requiring handicap-accessible swimming pools

You know what really grinds Rep. Allen West's (R.-Fla) gears? Things that make people's lives easier by enabling them to do things they…
Ridiculously high number of Southern voters believe Obama is a Muslim

Ridiculously high number of Southern voters believe Obama is a Muslim

In addition to a high concentration of Cracker Barrels and stores selling inexpensive fireworks, the Deep South also offers a staggeringly high…
Ever-classy Rush Limbaugh calls birth control advocate a "slut"

Ever-classy Rush Limbaugh calls birth control advocate a "slut"

Although you might think that he was too zonked out on Oxy and Egg McMuffins to be of much use to society anymore, Rush Limbaugh is indeed still…
Santorum sorta kinda clarifies his remarks on Obama's "phony theology"

Santorum sorta kinda clarifies his remarks on Obama's "phony theology"

Even though Rick Santorum's new front-runner status essentially marks him as the Zack Morris of the GOP (I think it's the baby…
You do not want to know what Newt Gingrich's Valentine's Day plans are

You do not want to know what Newt Gingrich's Valentine's Day plans are

He'll be fucking his wife. That's what Newt Gingrich's Valentine's Day plans are. Just in case anyone was wondering. Y'know…
Asian-American group calls U.S. Senate candidate's ad "very disturbing"

Asian-American group calls U.S. Senate candidate's ad "very disturbing"

If you were one of those people who was pleasantly surprised by the relative lack of racist/misogynistic/homophobic advertising during the Super…
Koch Brothers and associates pledge $100 million to beat Obama

Koch Brothers and associates pledge $100 million to beat Obama

Last weekend, conservative billionaires Charles and David Koch and other assorted outrageously wealthy white men gathered at the inside of a…
Donald Trump to make "major" announcement tomorrow

Donald Trump to make "major" announcement tomorrow

Human Brooks Brothers mannequin/anthropomorphized merkin Donald Trump announced today that he will make a "major announcement"…
Herman Cain endorses Newt Gingrich

Herman Cain endorses Newt Gingrich

Good news for those of you who've been sitting atop a pile of unused Herman Cain jokes since he dropped out of the race last November: the…
Newt Gingrich says his past indiscretions make him "more normal"

Newt Gingrich says his past indiscretions make him "more normal"

In an interview with David Brody from the Christian Broadcasting Network, the giant pumpkin in an Anderson Cooper wig most commonly known as Newt…
Chuck Norris endorses Newt Gingrich

Chuck Norris endorses Newt Gingrich

According to a list of facts about Walker, Texas Ranger star Chuck Norris, there is no theory of evolution; just a list of creatures that Chuck…
Rick Perry drops out of the race, endorses Gingrich

Rick Perry drops out of the race, endorses Gingrich

You know it's gonna be a great day when the top headline on HuffPo is "Rick Rolled:" after finishing fifth in Iowa and last in New…
Santorum's wife dated abortion doctor

Santorum's wife dated abortion doctor

If there are three things that everyone knows about GOP hopeful Rick Santorum, they are as follows: a) he is the inspiration behind the third…
Breaking: Rick Santorum said something stupid

Breaking: Rick Santorum said something stupid

You guys, I know we're all scared about leaving 2011 behind for 2012 and prepping for the Apocalypse (TM) Starring Lloyd Dobler and all that…
Gingrich says he would consider Sarah Palin as running mate

Gingrich says he would consider Sarah Palin as running mate

Tonight in the Tri-State area, when the clock strikes midnight and you hear the sound of what you believe to be revelers tooting noisemakers…
College Young Republicans president sends offensive tweet about Obama...again

College Young Republicans president sends offensive tweet about Obama...again

With the debate about the value of a four-year college education still raging, some students, like Cassie Wright at the University of Texas, are…
Romney shares campaign slogan with Ku Klux Klan, 19th-century anti-immigrant party

Romney shares campaign slogan with Ku Klux Klan, 19th-century anti-immigrant party

As both seasoned politicians and eleventh-grade student-council presidents know, when coming up with a campaign slogan, it's probably best to…
Eight-year old LGBT activist owns Bachmann at book signing

Eight-year old LGBT activist owns Bachmann at book signing

An eight-year old boy named Elijah became the coolest kid on the playground after he encountered GOP candidate and same-sex marriage opponent…
Watch SNL's Herman Cain explain why he suspended campaign

Watch SNL's Herman Cain explain why he suspended campaign

Whatever you may think of Herman Cain, it's hard to deny that his campaign made for pretty excellent comedy material. Which is why we were all…