Herman Cain

Herman Cain endorses Newt Gingrich

Herman Cain endorses Newt Gingrich

Good news for those of you who've been sitting atop a pile of unused Herman Cain jokes since he dropped out of the race last November: the…
Watch SNL's Herman Cain explain why he suspended campaign

Watch SNL's Herman Cain explain why he suspended campaign

Whatever you may think of Herman Cain, it's hard to deny that his campaign made for pretty excellent comedy material. Which is why we were all…
Herman Cain suspends presidential campaign

Herman Cain suspends presidential campaign

Republican horndog Herman Cain announced today that he is suspending his shaky presidential campaign, as a lack of funds, and about 999 problems…
"Women support Herman Cain," says Herman Cain website

"Women support Herman Cain," says Herman Cain website

Herman Cain has what you'd call a "woman problem." During his quickly imploding presidential campaign — which…
Herman Cain accused of having 13-year affair

Herman Cain accused of having 13-year affair

Just when it seemed like the Herman Cain crazy train was showing signs of slowing down, someone's come along to throw more coal into the…
Herman Cain unintentionally quotes <em>The Simpsons Movie</em> at a rally

Herman Cain unintentionally quotes The Simpsons Movie at a rally

There's a new campaign strategy trending in the GOP: when your numbers go down, say something crazy! Voters love zaniness — just look…
Herman Cain's 404 Error page the best part of his campaign

Herman Cain's 404 Error page the best part of his campaign

Rather than spend this valuable time together recapping the ups-and-downs (mostly downs) of the rollercoaster ride that's been the Cain…
Women run away from Herman Cain

Women run away from Herman Cain

I mean that literally — the way people mean things like, "This book will literally blow your mind." Which is to say figuratively…
Herman Cain refers to Nancy Pelosi as "princess"

Herman Cain refers to Nancy Pelosi as "princess"

During the GOP debates Wednesday night, Herman Cain referred to House minority leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Ca) as "Princess" in response to…
Tim Heidecker releases Herman Cain-inspired album, because why not?

Tim Heidecker releases Herman Cain-inspired album, because why not?

Remember when "the friends of" the apparently very-handsy Herman Cain released that amazing video of campaign manager Mark Block spouting off…
Clint Eastwood is a big fan of Herman Cain, world will in fact end on 11-11-11

Clint Eastwood is a big fan of Herman Cain, world will in fact end on 11-11-11

Herman Cain is one punk who should be feeling lucky. (Well… to an extent.) In a bizarre turn of events, Hollywood's perennial badass…
Newest sexual harassment claims against Herman Cain include actual details

Newest sexual harassment claims against Herman Cain include actual details

While Herman Cain's sexual harassment troubles have been going on for over a week now, the three women who made the accusations were bound by…
Herman Cain says he's the Koch Brothers' "brother from another mother"

Herman Cain says he's the Koch Brothers' "brother from another mother"

On Friday, delivering the keynote speech at the Defending the American Dream conference hosted by billionaire David Koch's right-wing…
Sexual-harassment claims cannot crack the Black Walnut: Herman Cain's poll numbers are rising

Sexual-harassment claims cannot crack the Black Walnut: Herman Cain's poll numbers are rising

First things first: I'm really pleased with that headline. Second things second: Herman Cain is somehow still leading the pack of Republican…
Republicans "have better blacks" than Democrats, according to Ann Coulter

Republicans "have better blacks" than Democrats, according to Ann Coulter

Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com The Republican primaries seemed like a terrible enough spectacle that we didn't even need Ann…
GOP candidate Herman Cain accused of sexual harassment in mid '90s

GOP candidate Herman Cain accused of sexual harassment in mid '90s

According to the AP via Politico, GOP candidate Herman Cain was accused of sexual harassment by two female employees in the mid-'90s, when he…
Unsurprisingly, most presidential candidates are not the 99%

Unsurprisingly, most presidential candidates are not the 99%

For a movement that's often criticized for not having a governing set of demands, Occupy Wall Street has effectively landed one phrase in the…
Herman Cain releases uncomfortably up-close-and-personal campaign ad

Herman Cain releases uncomfortably up-close-and-personal campaign ad

Herman Cain's campaign has been an epic of oddity, really — from his surprising status as momentary front-runner to his daily…
Herman Cain's tax plan loses a 9, continues to suck for poor people

Herman Cain's tax plan loses a 9, continues to suck for poor people

Herman Cain's continued lead in the GOP field is taking everyone by surprise — even Herman Cain. The longer Cain's inexplicable lead…
Herman Cain changes his mind on abortion, as expected

Herman Cain changes his mind on abortion, as expected

Of course it was too good (or weird) to be true! After a series of interviews on Fox News, MSNBC, and CNN wherein Herman Cain completely…