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Rick Santorum denies that he's totally obsessed with Lindsay Lohan

Rick Santorum denies that he's totally obsessed with Lindsay Lohan

It would be a love story for the ages: two of America's biggest train wrecks — former presidential hopeful/sweater vest aficionado Rick…
Paparazzi mistake 66-year-old Debbie Harry for 25-year-old Lindsay Lohan

Paparazzi mistake 66-year-old Debbie Harry for 25-year-old Lindsay Lohan

Continuing a week of uncomfortable news for Lindsay Lohan, a throng of New York paparazzi mistook former Blondie frontwoman Debbie Harry for the…
Watch Snooki address pregnancy rumors on <em>SNL</em>'s <em>Weekend Update</em>

Watch Snooki address pregnancy rumors on SNL's Weekend Update

Last night, Lindsay Lohan completed the first stop on her much-anticipated "I'm sober as a bone Hollywood so please cast me in your next…
Links: Michael Fassbender is a giant lump of corned beef

Links: Michael Fassbender is a giant lump of corned beef

Beefcake, prime cut, cock, sausage dick, thick salami, young patty… um, muscular, famous men are often compared to meat products. We…
Hollywood photographer does a UC Davis themed photo shoot

Hollywood photographer does a UC Davis themed photo shoot

The Hollywood photographer who conceived Mischa Barton with raw meat on her face, Lindsay Lohan the blood-gorged starlet, and the…
Lindsay Lohan's <em>Playboy</em> cover leaks

Lindsay Lohan's Playboy cover leaks

If you think both Playboy and Lindsay Lohan are still highly relevant in contemporary American culture, then it's imperative that you check…
Amanda Seyfried to play porn star Linda Lovelace in upcoming biopic

Amanda Seyfried to play porn star Linda Lovelace in upcoming biopic

Bad news for Lindsay Lohan, who was sort of maybe going to have a comeback with the Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno: her former costar Amanda…
Stephen King wants Lindsay Lohan to play "Carrie" in upcoming remake

Stephen King wants Lindsay Lohan to play "Carrie" in upcoming remake

Horror of horrors — a remake of Carrie might be in the works. And what's even more terrifying is that Stephen King would cast Lindsay…