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James Bond, Margaret Cho, and white people mourning Mitt Romney. What a week it's been. An emotional rollercoaster not just fo…

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Donald Trump no longer a birther, supports “place of birth” movement instead

The prospect of Donald Trump actually running for president has always seemed patently ridiculous, no matter what he was saying. A…

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Watch James Lipton teach Mitt Romney how to act human

First of all: did you know Inside the Actors' Studio host James Lipton is eighty-five freaking years old? Yup. I'm not kid…

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Prominent gay donor asks Mitt Romney for his money back over same-sex marriage

As you've undoubtedly heard, President Obama came out in support of same-sex marriage last week. (Yay! I mean, a little late a…

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Young Mitt Romney bullied gay classmate by cutting his hair

Today's Washington Post features a long story about Mitt Romney's days as a self-satisfied, conservative schoolboy, and it…

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Mitt Romney wants to save you and your family from porn

Way back in 2007, when we were all young and fresh-faced and innocent and earnestly telling people that Rihanna's "Umbrel…

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Romney responds to claims that his dad was “born on a polygamy commune in Mexico”

I'm surprised it took this long: Romney Birtherism. After four years in which the "Obama is a Muslim atheist born in Afri…

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Our dog actually loved riding on top of the car, says Ann Romney

In case you're still concerned about the well-being of Mitt Romney's notoriously mistreated Irish setter Seamus, worr…

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Lorne Michaels offers Mitt Romney SNL hosting gig

Now that Mitt Romney is the presumptive Republican candidate for president, you'll probably be seeing a lot more of him. And i…

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Polls: Obama more likable, friendly, and popular with women than Mitt Romney

Just in time for Rick Santorum to drop out and virtually guarantee Mitt Romney the nomination, a new poll indicates that ol' M…

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Newt Gingrich massively in debt, concedes that he may not win the nomination after all

(Mr. Gingrich, with a show of fingers, please tell us how many millions of dollars in debt your campaign is.) As the Republican pr…

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Romney gets pranked by campaign staff, and it’s as sad as it sounds

Have you guys heard that people seem to be having some trouble relating to Mitt Romney, presidential hopeful/actual animatronic fr…

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“Pink Slime” manufacturer turns out to be a major Romney donor

Inevitably, appropriately, the corporation behind much-hyped and much-maligned "pink slime" is run by a key Mi…

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Watch: Eminem meets Mittens in “Will the Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up?”

Even when Mitt Romney was a wayward teenager, tasting beer and taking a single drag off a cigarette, I doubt in his wildest dreams…

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Pandering Romney says, if elected, he’ll “get rid of” Planned Parenthood

"Pandering" is a dirty word in politics, but in truth, it's almost part of the job description. The key is to do it …

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Mitt Romney’s newest strategy: talkin’ folksy and eatin’ grits

You know, as much as I like watching bad things happen to rich people, it's been a rough week to be a follower of Mitt Romney&…

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Mitt Romney on the cost of college: “Shop around.”

If you’re like most people with student loans, you’re probably eating Top Ramen in your eleven-year-old underwear righ…

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Ann Romney: “I don’t consider myself wealthy”

Proving that she might just be as painfully clueless as her husband when it comes to their exorbitant wealth, Ann "Two Cadill…

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Romney wins Michigan and Arizona thanks to Santorum’s big mouth

Mitt Romney's crisis is over… for now. Rick Santorum had enjoyed a wide lead among Michigan GOP primary voters&nbsp…

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Mitt Romney blasts Santorum, Santorum-voting Democrats

Some Michigan liberals are voting for arch-conservative Rick Santorum in the GOP primary because he'd make a weaker candi…

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