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James Bond, Margaret Cho, and white people mourning Mitt Romney. Nerve   |   11.9.2012   |  
Donald Trump no longer a birther, supports "place of birth" movement instead
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Donald Trump no longer a birther, supports "place of birth" movement instead

The prospect of Donald Trump actually running for president has always seemed patently ridiculous, no matter what he was saying. And yet there… James Brady Ryan   |   05.29.2012   |   Comments (52)
Watch James Lipton teach Mitt Romney how to act human
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Watch James Lipton teach Mitt Romney how to act human

First of all: did you know Inside the Actors' Studio host James Lipton is eighty-five freaking years old? Yup. I'm not kidding. His IMDB… EJ Dickson   |   05.16.2012   |   Comments (1)
Prominent gay donor asks Mitt Romney for his money back over same-sex marriage
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Prominent gay donor asks Mitt Romney for his money back over same-sex marriage

As you've undoubtedly heard, President Obama came out in support of same-sex marriage last week. (Yay! I mean, a little late and also he said… James Brady Ryan   |   05.15.2012   |   Comments (36)
Young Mitt Romney bullied gay classmate by cutting his hair
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Young Mitt Romney bullied gay classmate by cutting his hair

Today's Washington Post features a long story about Mitt Romney's days as a self-satisfied, conservative schoolboy, and it's not too… Virginia Smith   |   05.10.2012   |   Comments (61)
Mitt Romney wants to save you and your family from porn
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Mitt Romney wants to save you and your family from porn

Way back in 2007, when we were all young and fresh-faced and innocent and earnestly telling people that Rihanna's "Umbrella" was… EJ Dickson   |   04.23.2012   |   Comments (18)
Romney responds to claims that his dad was "born on a polygamy commune in Mexico"
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Romney responds to claims that his dad was "born on a polygamy commune in Mexico"

I'm surprised it took this long: Romney Birtherism. After four years in which the "Obama is a Muslim atheist born in African Kenya"… Ben Reininga   |   04.21.2012   |   Comments (9)
Our dog actually loved riding on top of the car, says Ann Romney
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Our dog actually loved riding on top of the car, says Ann Romney

In case you're still concerned about the well-being of Mitt Romney's notoriously mistreated Irish setter Seamus, worry not! Mitt has… Virginia Smith   |   04.17.2012   |   Comments (14)
Lorne Michaels offers Mitt Romney <em>SNL</em> hosting gig
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Lorne Michaels offers Mitt Romney SNL hosting gig

Now that Mitt Romney is the presumptive Republican candidate for president, you'll probably be seeing a lot more of him. And if not more… James Brady Ryan   |   04.15.2012   |   Comments (1)
Polls: Obama more likable, friendly, and popular with women than Mitt Romney
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Polls: Obama more likable, friendly, and popular with women than Mitt Romney

Just in time for Rick Santorum to drop out and virtually guarantee Mitt Romney the nomination, a new poll indicates that ol' Mittens… Virginia Smith   |   04.10.2012   |   Comments (10)
Newt Gingrich massively in debt, concedes that he may not win the nomination after all
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Newt Gingrich massively in debt, concedes that he may not win the nomination after all

(Mr. Gingrich, with a show of fingers, please tell us how many millions of dollars in debt your campaign is.) As the Republican primaries… Stefan Sirucek   |   04.9.2012   |   Comments (0)
Romney gets pranked by campaign staff, and it's as sad as it sounds
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Romney gets pranked by campaign staff, and it's as sad as it sounds

Have you guys heard that people seem to be having some trouble relating to Mitt Romney, presidential hopeful/actual animatronic from Disney's Hall… James Brady Ryan   |   04.2.2012   |   Comments (0)
"Pink Slime" manufacturer turns out to be a major Romney donor
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"Pink Slime" manufacturer turns out to be a major Romney donor

Inevitably, appropriately, the corporation behind much-hyped and much-maligned "pink slime" is run by a key Mitt Romney… Virginia Smith   |   03.30.2012   |   Comments (42)
Watch: Eminem meets Mittens in "Will the Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up?"
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Watch: Eminem meets Mittens in "Will the Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up?"

Even when Mitt Romney was a wayward teenager, tasting beer and taking a single drag off a cigarette, I doubt in his wildest dreams he imagined… Kristin Hunt   |   03.20.2012   |   Comments (1)
Pandering Romney says, if elected, he'll "get rid of" Planned Parenthood
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Pandering Romney says, if elected, he'll "get rid of" Planned Parenthood

"Pandering" is a dirty word in politics, but in truth, it's almost part of the job description. The key is to do it without calling… Jeff Mills   |   03.14.2012   |   Comments (13)
Mitt Romney's newest strategy: talkin' folksy and eatin' grits
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Mitt Romney's newest strategy: talkin' folksy and eatin' grits

You know, as much as I like watching bad things happen to rich people, it's been a rough week to be a follower of Mitt Romney's campaign… Alex Heigl   |   03.13.2012   |   Comments (7)
Mitt Romney on the cost of college: "Shop around."
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Mitt Romney on the cost of college: "Shop around."

If you’re like most people with student loans, you’re probably eating Top Ramen in your eleven-year-old underwear right now. And… Rachel Krantz   |   03.9.2012   |   Comments (15)
Ann Romney: "I don't consider myself wealthy"
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Ann Romney: "I don't consider myself wealthy"

Proving that she might just be as painfully clueless as her husband when it comes to their exorbitant wealth, Ann "Two Cadillacs"… Virginia Smith   |   03.7.2012   |   Comments (10)
Romney wins Michigan and Arizona thanks to Santorum's big mouth
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Romney wins Michigan and Arizona thanks to Santorum's big mouth

Mitt Romney's crisis is over... for now. Rick Santorum had enjoyed a wide lead among Michigan GOP primary voters — an… Marty Beckerman   |   02.29.2012   |   Comments (3)
Mitt Romney blasts Santorum, Santorum-voting Democrats
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Mitt Romney blasts Santorum, Santorum-voting Democrats

Some Michigan liberals are voting for arch-conservative Rick Santorum in the GOP primary because he'd make a weaker candidate in the… Marty Beckerman   |   02.28.2012   |   Comments (2)