Newt Gingrich

Newt Gingrich officially drops out of the race, public just now realizes he was still in the running

Newt Gingrich officially drops out of the race, public just now realizes he was still in the running

Sorry to all you sci-fi dreamers out there. Time to put away your makeshift space helmets and face the hard facts: the moon colony ain't…
Newt Gingrich massively in debt, concedes that he may not win the nomination after all

Newt Gingrich massively in debt, concedes that he may not win the nomination after all

(Mr. Gingrich, with a show of fingers, please tell us how many millions of dollars in debt your campaign is.) As the Republican primaries…
Gingrich campaign now charging $50 for photo ops

Gingrich campaign now charging $50 for photo ops

It looks like the fundraising efforts of former House Speaker Newt Gingrich aren't going so well: recently released numbers show that his…
 Marriage Advice From Republican Candidates

Marriage Advice From Republican Candidates

The frontrunning GOP candidates on their marriages and yours.
Newt Low: Gingrich says Obama supported "infanticide"

Newt Low: Gingrich says Obama supported "infanticide"

Another week, another eighty-seven Republican debates. In case you tuned out of last night's dog and pony show to preserve a few brain cells…
You do not want to know what Newt Gingrich's Valentine's Day plans are

You do not want to know what Newt Gingrich's Valentine's Day plans are

He'll be fucking his wife. That's what Newt Gingrich's Valentine's Day plans are. Just in case anyone was wondering. Y'know…
Why Newt Gingrich's Affairs Might Get Him Elected

Why Newt Gingrich's Affairs Might Get Him Elected

How the adulterous candidate tweaks the repressed libidos of the Bible belt.
Donald Trump to make "major" announcement tomorrow

Donald Trump to make "major" announcement tomorrow

Human Brooks Brothers mannequin/anthropomorphized merkin Donald Trump announced today that he will make a "major announcement"…
Sarah Palin's Facebook fans hate Newt Gingrich

Sarah Palin's Facebook fans hate Newt Gingrich

Sarah Palin has thrown her political clout behind Newt Gingrich and angered many of her own supporters in the process. As Romney and…
Americans: Gingrich's lobbying worse than Romney's job-killing

Americans: Gingrich's lobbying worse than Romney's job-killing

Newt Gingrich has slammed Mitt Romney's experience at Bain Capital as vulture capitalism, an unorthodox line of attack from a fellow preacher…
Newt Gingrich ordered to stop using song by British band on campaign trail

Newt Gingrich ordered to stop using song by British band on campaign trail

Newt Gingrich is the latest politician to be chided by a band for playing its music on the campaign trail (and thus creating an icky…
NBC tells Romney campaign to take ad featuring Tom Brokaw off the air

NBC tells Romney campaign to take ad featuring Tom Brokaw off the air

In case you missed it over the weekend, Mitt Romney is in big trouble with the liberal mainstream media NBC, thanks to the above campaign ad…
Herman Cain endorses Newt Gingrich

Herman Cain endorses Newt Gingrich

Good news for those of you who've been sitting atop a pile of unused Herman Cain jokes since he dropped out of the race last November: the…
Sadly, Newt Gingrich's plan for an American moon colony is probably illegal

Sadly, Newt Gingrich's plan for an American moon colony is probably illegal

Can you imagine playing "two truths and a lie" with Newt Gingrich? Like, imagine you didn't know him, and he said, "I once…
Master hacker Newt Gingrich threatens cyberwar on Russia and China

Master hacker Newt Gingrich threatens cyberwar on Russia and China

Fed up with Russia and China's online spying, Newt Gingrich has threatened to wage cyberwar. Maybe he took a few HTML courses, or maybe he…
Newt Gingrich says his past indiscretions make him "more normal"

Newt Gingrich says his past indiscretions make him "more normal"

In an interview with David Brody from the Christian Broadcasting Network, the giant pumpkin in an Anderson Cooper wig most commonly known as Newt…
Chuck Norris endorses Newt Gingrich

Chuck Norris endorses Newt Gingrich

According to a list of facts about Walker, Texas Ranger star Chuck Norris, there is no theory of evolution; just a list of creatures that Chuck…
Newt Gingrich has your nose, and the 2012 race has its "Zombie McCain" photo

Newt Gingrich has your nose, and the 2012 race has its "Zombie McCain" photo

The best part about this: future man will never know what is going on here. I mean, several things are clear: Newt Gingrich was campaigning in…
Newt Gingrich wanted an "open marriage" according to ex-wife

Newt Gingrich wanted an "open marriage" according to ex-wife

Normally I like to root for paunchy history geeks in their attempts to get laid find love, but you have to draw the line somewhere. According to…
Gingrich blasts Romney's ability to speak French

Gingrich blasts Romney's ability to speak French

It's come to this. Desperate for a win after poor showings in Iowa and New Hampshire, Newt Gingrich is jabbing at frontrunner Mitt Romney with…