Pat Robertson

Watch Pat Robertson tell us God's position on oral sex, as co-host squirms
Love & Sex

Watch Pat Robertson tell us God's position on oral sex, as co-host squirms

Wacky televangelist Pat Robertson turns eighty-two in a week, and I wish him a happy, healthy birthday because, well, we need the material. I… Jeff Mills   |   03.15.2012   |   Comments (2)
Pat Robertson thinks weed should be legal
Politics

Pat Robertson thinks weed should be legal

Pat Robertson is famous for hating almost everything and everyone, but you know what he really doesn't hate? Weed. "I really believe we… Virginia Smith   |   03.8.2012   |   Comments (5)
Pat Robertson says prayer would have saved people from tornadoes
Television

Pat Robertson says prayer would have saved people from tornadoes

Amateur meteorologist and extremist hate-monger Pat Robertson has released a few helpful tornado-safety tips in reaction to the recent deadly… Sean Morrow   |   03.5.2012   |   Comments (2)
Pat Robertson says God told him who the next president will be
Politics

Pat Robertson says God told him who the next president will be

Christian evangelical leader Pat Robertson has a secret for you guys: he totally knows who the next president is gonna be. On the Christian… EJ Dickson   |   01.5.2012   |   Comments (2)
Pat Robertson says Islamic fundamentalists wouldn't tolerate religious satire and neither should we
Television

Pat Robertson says Islamic fundamentalists wouldn't tolerate religious satire and neither should we

In a twist that no one could have predicted, Saturday Night Live's recent sketch in which a laid-back Jesus visits the Denver Broncos' locker… Stefan Sirucek   |   12.20.2011   |   Comments (9)
Pat Robertson is confused by mac and cheese, thinks it's "a black thing"
Television

Pat Robertson is confused by mac and cheese, thinks it's "a black thing"

Just in time for the holidays, Pat Robertson has provided the world with some new senile, Thanksgiving-themed gibberish, musing on his show that… Virginia Smith   |   11.23.2011   |   Comments (37)
Watch: Pat Robertson thinks the crack in the Washington Monument is a sign from God
Current Events

Watch: Pat Robertson thinks the crack in the Washington Monument is a sign from God

You know things are going to get crazy when Pat Robertson, himself, prefaces his monolog with this statement, "I don't want to get weird… Jessica Gentile   |   08.26.2011   |   Comments (12)