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Rick Santorum loves free breakfast buffets just as much as you do
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Rick Santorum loves free breakfast buffets just as much as you do

There's something about Rick Santorum that's (when he's not campaigning) kind of goofily likable, in an… EJ Dickson   |   05.7.2012   |   Comments (7)
Rick Santorum denies that he's totally obsessed with Lindsay Lohan
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Rick Santorum denies that he's totally obsessed with Lindsay Lohan

It would be a love story for the ages: two of America's biggest train wrecks — former presidential hopeful/sweater vest aficionado Rick… EJ Dickson   |   04.30.2012   |   Comments (7)
"Santorum out:" Rick Santorum to suspend campaign in second-best Gettysburg Address in history
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"Santorum out:" Rick Santorum to suspend campaign in second-best Gettysburg Address in history

Rick Santorum is set to make his Gettysburg address: the Presidential no-longer-hopeful will suspend his campaign today at an event in… Sean Morrow   |   04.10.2012   |   Comments (4)
Reelecting Obama will turn your life into a horror movie, Santorum ad says
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Reelecting Obama will turn your life into a horror movie, Santorum ad says

Despite the generally insane lead-up to this year's presidential election, there's been a shocking — and, frankly, boring — lack of… James Brady Ryan   |   03.26.2012   |   Comments (8)
Santorum disses Obama for parenting skills with Malia
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Santorum disses Obama for parenting skills with Malia

Thirteen-year-old First Daughter Malia Obama recently embarked on a spring-break trip to Oaxaca, Mexico with some classmates and twenty-five… Jeff Mills   |   03.21.2012   |   Comments (7)
Rick Santorum thinks porn is more important than the economy
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Rick Santorum thinks porn is more important than the economy

Much like the average adolescent male, Rick Santorum thinks more about porn than the economy. Santorum was recently quoted as saying… Sean Morrow   |   03.20.2012   |   Comments (11)
Gay men escorted out of Santorum rally after kissing, while crowd chants "USA!"
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Gay men escorted out of Santorum rally after kissing, while crowd chants "USA!"

You've probably already heard about the two men who were kicked out of a Rick Santorum rally at Illinois' Christian Liberty Academy for… Virginia Smith   |   03.19.2012   |   Comments (15)
Rick Santorum declares a "war on porn"
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Rick Santorum declares a "war on porn"

In the latest leg of his socially conservative crusade against things that everyone really likes, Rick Santorum has declared a war on porn. You… Ben Reininga   |   03.16.2012   |   Comments (17)
Santorum typo publicizes his "pubic schedule" to reporters
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Santorum typo publicizes his "pubic schedule" to reporters

He may have had a good day yesterday, beating out Mitt Romney in both Mississippi and Alabama, but Rick Santorum also embarrassed himself in… Virginia Smith   |   03.14.2012   |   Comments (0)
Teleprompter use should be illegal, says Rick Santorum
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Teleprompter use should be illegal, says Rick Santorum

Rick Santorum has built an entire political campaign based on things he's against — separation of church and state, gay marriage, women… Virginia Smith   |   03.12.2012   |   Comments (7)
Watch Christian family rock band sing paean to Rick Santorum
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Watch Christian family rock band sing paean to Rick Santorum

Hey, did you know that God gave us the Bill of Rights? Or that it's now socially acceptable to rhyme "hope for our nation again"… EJ Dickson   |   03.8.2012   |   Comments (8)
John Boehner, Scott Brown, Rick Santorum (kinda-sorta) criticize Limbaugh remark
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John Boehner, Scott Brown, Rick Santorum (kinda-sorta) criticize Limbaugh remark

Update: Romney responds, "I'll just say this, which is it's not the language I would have used." For Republican… Marty Beckerman   |   03.2.2012   |   Comments (23)
Romney wins Michigan and Arizona thanks to Santorum's big mouth
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Romney wins Michigan and Arizona thanks to Santorum's big mouth

Mitt Romney's crisis is over... for now. Rick Santorum had enjoyed a wide lead among Michigan GOP primary voters — an… Marty Beckerman   |   02.29.2012   |   Comments (3)
Mitt Romney blasts Santorum, Santorum-voting Democrats
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Mitt Romney blasts Santorum, Santorum-voting Democrats

Some Michigan liberals are voting for arch-conservative Rick Santorum in the GOP primary because he'd make a weaker candidate in the… Marty Beckerman   |   02.28.2012   |   Comments (2)
Marriage Advice From Republican Candidates
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Marriage Advice From Republican Candidates

The frontrunning GOP candidates on their marriages and yours. Rachel Friedman   |   02.24.2012   |   Comments (11)
"Frothy Santorum" sign made it onto last night's CNN debate
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"Frothy Santorum" sign made it onto last night's CNN debate

Sitting down and watching an entire Republican presidential debate, especially when there have been roughly 946 over the past thirty days, is not… Rick Paulas   |   02.23.2012   |   Comments (2)
Someone brilliant made a portrait of Rick Santorum entirely out of gay porn (NSFW, kinda)
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Someone brilliant made a portrait of Rick Santorum entirely out of gay porn (NSFW, kinda)

...and by "someone brilliant," I mean someone at the gay news blog Unicorn Booty. According to the comments section, the artist goes by… EJ Dickson   |   02.22.2012   |   Comments (1)
Santorum, perhaps just out of boredom, accuses Obama of killing babies
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Santorum, perhaps just out of boredom, accuses Obama of killing babies

After you've called the President a religion-hating, fake-Christian Nazi on the national stage, (and that's just this week, people!)… Ben Reininga   |   02.20.2012   |   Comments (3)
Santorum sorta kinda clarifies his remarks on Obama's "phony theology"
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Santorum sorta kinda clarifies his remarks on Obama's "phony theology"

Even though Rick Santorum's new front-runner status essentially marks him as the Zack Morris of the GOP (I think it's the baby… EJ Dickson   |   02.19.2012   |   Comments (1)
Megadeth's Dave Mustaine endorses Rick Santorum, rocks political landscape
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Megadeth's Dave Mustaine endorses Rick Santorum, rocks political landscape

Finally a Santorum story that doesn't require a potty joke. Dave Mustaine, angry red frontman of the band Megadeth, is a Rick fan. Why… Stefan Sirucek   |   02.15.2012   |   Comments (10)