Rick Santorum

Rick Santorum releases attack ad full of "Santorum"

Rick Santorum releases attack ad full of "Santorum"

So, here's a hypothetical question: if you were someone like, say, this Rick Santorum character, and you were trying to distance yourself…
Santorum clarifies "emotions" remark regarding women in combat

Santorum clarifies "emotions" remark regarding women in combat

Following the Defense Department's announcement on Thursday that it would be opening thousands of combat-related positions to female troops…
Rick Santorum wins the Minnesota primary

Rick Santorum wins the Minnesota primary

Famously un-Google-able homophobe Rick Santorum ran up on Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich from behind tonight (sorry), beating both candidates out…
Rick Santorum visits sweater-vest factory, cements campaign as joke

Rick Santorum visits sweater-vest factory, cements campaign as joke

One imagines a writer for The Onion seeing this story and thinking "Damn! Real life stole my idea again!" as he takes another shot and…
Rick Santorum tells sick kid to stop buying so many iPads if he really wants to get better

Rick Santorum tells sick kid to stop buying so many iPads if he really wants to get better

For potential nominees, the election cycle is one giant minefield. While opposing candidates are constantly shelling them with smear campaigns…
Rick Santorum finally makes some sense in new video

Rick Santorum finally makes some sense in new video

After yesterday's Florida primary, it looks like the Republican race to see who's going to lose to Obama in November is down to two…
Sarah Palin's Facebook fans hate Newt Gingrich

Sarah Palin's Facebook fans hate Newt Gingrich

Sarah Palin has thrown her political clout behind Newt Gingrich and angered many of her own supporters in the process. As Romney and…
Watch Rick Santorum get glitter-bombed again

Watch Rick Santorum get glitter-bombed again

Rick Santorum, belatedly-crowned victor in the Iowa caucuses, was glitter-bombed yet again, following his post-primary speech at The Citadel in…
Santorum's wife dated abortion doctor

Santorum's wife dated abortion doctor

If there are three things that everyone knows about GOP hopeful Rick Santorum, they are as follows: a) he is the inspiration behind the third…
Bill Maher: "Rick Santorum thinks about gay sex more than any gay man in America"

Bill Maher: "Rick Santorum thinks about gay sex more than any gay man in America"

Yesterday, Bill Maher and Chelsea Handler got together to commiserate, as comedians, about how sad it was that Herman Cain had dropped out of the…
Newt Gingrich thinks black people should stop chilling out, maxing and relaxing on food stamps

Newt Gingrich thinks black people should stop chilling out, maxing and relaxing on food stamps

It never fails: the whiter the primary state, the more Republican candidates talk about black people. Whereas Iowa was a creamy 89% white, New…
Santorum booed in New Hampshire for comparing same-sex marriage to polygamy

Santorum booed in New Hampshire for comparing same-sex marriage to polygamy

Rick Santorum and his team, like most of the potential Republican nominees for president, have moved onto New Hampshire, where the next primary…
Rick Santorum's own nephew is supporting Ron Paul

Rick Santorum's own nephew is supporting Ron Paul

Sweater-vest king Rick Santorum has the Big Mo going into Tuesday night's Iowa caucuses, riding a conservative religious wave as the latest…
Duggar family endorses Rick Santorum, nation copes with the shock

Duggar family endorses Rick Santorum, nation copes with the shock

America's foremost tastemakers, Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar and their child army, have finally revealed their 2012 political allegiance. This…
Breaking: Rick Santorum said something stupid

Breaking: Rick Santorum said something stupid

You guys, I know we're all scared about leaving 2011 behind for 2012 and prepping for the Apocalypse (TM) Starring Lloyd Dobler and all that…
Unsurprisingly, most presidential candidates are not the 99%

Unsurprisingly, most presidential candidates are not the 99%

For a movement that's often criticized for not having a governing set of demands, Occupy Wall Street has effectively landed one phrase in the…
Rick Santorum pledges to "die on the hill" of a same-sex marriage ban

Rick Santorum pledges to "die on the hill" of a same-sex marriage ban

Is there anyone out there that's still taking Rick Santorum seriously? Show of hands? Anybody? Bueller? No? Well, he's still acting…
Rick Santorum whines about SNL's gay joke at his expense

Rick Santorum whines about SNL's gay joke at his expense

Fading anti-gay marriage GOP candidate Rick Santorum, while being interviewed on New Hampshire radio station WGIR on Sunday, criticized an SNL…
Rick Santorum asks Google to help him, Google says no

Rick Santorum asks Google to help him, Google says no

What do you do when gay-rights activists manage to get a neologism for lube and fecal matter at the top of Google searches for your name? Blame…
Rick Santorum claims he is victim of "gay jihad"

Rick Santorum claims he is victim of "gay jihad"

Possible Republican Presidential candidate Rick Santorum claims that the gay community — in response to his statements equating…