Snooki

Pregnant Snooki will continue terrorizing beach-goers on <em>The Jersey Shore</em>

Pregnant Snooki will continue terrorizing beach-goers on The Jersey Shore

Just when you thought it was safe(r) to venture to the Jersey Shore, or that Snooki's child might stand the slightest chance in hell, it…
Watch Snooki address pregnancy rumors on <em>SNL</em>'s <em>Weekend Update</em>

Watch Snooki address pregnancy rumors on SNL's Weekend Update

Last night, Lindsay Lohan completed the first stop on her much-anticipated "I'm sober as a bone Hollywood so please cast me in your next…
Chris Christie refuses to pay for Pauly D's hair gel, Ronnie's steroids

Chris Christie refuses to pay for Pauly D's hair gel, Ronnie's steroids

In yet another sign of the troubled economic times, The Jersey Shore has been denied a $420,000 tax break. Though the New Jersey Economic…
"New York Times" style writer Cathy Horyn goes to town on Snooki

"New York Times" style writer Cathy Horyn goes to town on Snooki

And when I say "goes to town," I mean scribe an articulate and scathing takedown of a figure that doesn't merit an articulate or scathing…
Fistpumping For Love: Snooki's Ex and Spencer Pratt Are Making A Show, Apparently

Fistpumping For Love: Snooki's Ex and Spencer Pratt Are Making A Show, Apparently

It will feel like "Sandstorm" pounding thunderously into your skull for thirty minutes. And then the sweet release! The sweet release of…
Illusions Shattered: Everything About Jersey Shore Is Fake

Illusions Shattered: Everything About Jersey Shore Is Fake

I can't believe it. I'm in shock right now, I want to cry but the tears just won't come. Everything I've been basing my world around -- namely, that…
Pic: Meet Old Snooki For The First Time

Pic: Meet Old Snooki For The First Time

So there is definitely going to be a second season of The Jersey Shore, and it's going to be just like the original except the cast is going to be going…
The First Snooki Nude Photo Has Been Released

The First Snooki Nude Photo Has Been Released

My god, you guys, she takes tanning really seriously. There's barely a line on her. But in truth, that's probably the most interesting thing about…
Snooki Gets the Makeover Every  TLC Fan In Her Late-Forties Dreams Of

Snooki Gets the Makeover Every TLC Fan In Her Late-Forties Dreams Of

We should just let Snooki be the special little orange flower she naturally is, because otherwise she looks like Denise Rollins, recently divorced math…
Snooki's Butt Slip Is The Only Jersey Shore News We Care About

Snooki's Butt Slip Is The Only Jersey Shore News We Care About

...and best of all: it wasn't even featured in an episode, so we didn't have to watch even two milliseconds to capture this image. Actually, we just…
Jersey Shore XXX: The Tanning

Jersey Shore XXX: The Tanning

Yup, so in between hanging out with Michael Cera and eating pizza and getting yelled out by everyone from Domino's Pizza to the city of New Jersey to…
Jersey Shore Cast Now Believe Themselves To Be Legitimate Celebrities

Jersey Shore Cast Now Believe Themselves To Be Legitimate Celebrities

Look, cast of MTV's Jersey Shore, just because you were on Conan and people are making parody videos of you, doesn't mean you're the new Heidi and…