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The Vagina Vampire came to my house
He doesn’t even bother to knock anymore
One, you’re done!
The invite is sent.
Unabashed, he slinks
right through the front door.

Karen Smith, I get you,
We have the same channel
My breasts always know
when it’s gonna rain.

They swell
like hell
When the storm’s-a-brewin’
A kiss of death
Is blowing my way.

His touch is ice
A lifeless chiller
But all the heat I apply
Won’t thaw this thriller.

His lips
Touch mine.
Bloody magic!
I drain.
And I drain.
And I drain.