Best of Craigslist

What Would You Trade For 3000 Porn DVDs?

What Would You Trade For 3000 Porn DVDs?

A Texan on Craigslist is willing to hear any offer, besides cash or live animals.
Best of Craigslist: Government Shutdown

Best of Craigslist: Government Shutdown

"Let's do to each other what Congress is doing to us all."
Best of Craigslist: Erotic Independence Day

Best of Craigslist: Erotic Independence Day

"I'm dedicating this orgy to married, old, and fat people."
Best of Craigslist: Coachella 2013 Missed Connections

Best of Craigslist: Coachella 2013 Missed Connections

"I wasn't going to chase tail at the shows, but..."
Best of Craigslist: SXSW Missed Connections

Best of Craigslist: SXSW Missed Connections

I'm not even sure which one of us you wanted to make out with, but whichever is fine.
Halloween's Greatest Missed Connections

Halloween's Greatest Missed Connections

"Hot blond Aquaman - I'd love to get inside that speedo..."
The 9 Best Craiglist Posts from New York Comic Con

The 9 Best Craiglist Posts from New York Comic Con

Holy genital photography, Batman!
Best of Craigslist: Seeking Green Card

Best of Craigslist: Seeking Green Card

"Looking to meet an exotic foreign female. Green card seekers welcome."
Best of Craigslist: Seeking Prince Charming

Best of Craigslist: Seeking Prince Charming

In the jungle of Craigslist Personals, some souls hold out for true love.
Best of Craigslist: Bored at Work

Best of Craigslist: Bored at Work

"Wouldn't it be funny if you left your job right now, came to my office, and I locked the door..?"
Best of Craigslist: Hipsters Seeking Hipsters

Best of Craigslist: Hipsters Seeking Hipsters

"Short hair, Raybans, neon green Converse. You look like a hipster goddess."
Best of Craigslist: "In town for business"

Best of Craigslist: "In town for business"

"Married str8 business professional... only do this when I travel."
Best of Craigslist Personals: Metalheads

Best of Craigslist Personals: Metalheads

Dating sites are lame. Craigslist is metal.
Best of Craigslist: Valentine's Day

Best of Craigslist: Valentine's Day

The holiday that provokes more bitterness, weirdness, and hilarity than any other.
Best of Craigslist Personals: Poetry

Best of Craigslist Personals: Poetry

"I'm not like these slobs / Who just ask for blow jobs."
Best of Craigslist Personals: Snowmaggedon

Best of Craigslist Personals: Snowmaggedon

More puns about plowing, snow blowers, and "keeping each other warm" than you can imagine.
Best of Craigslist Personals: Herpes

Best of Craigslist Personals: Herpes

"Let's face it — I'm a catch with a... uh, catch."
Best of Craigslist: Seeking Senior Citizens

Best of Craigslist: Seeking Senior Citizens

"This grandpa's like a Rubix Cube: the longer you play, the harder I get."
Best of Craigslist: New Year's Eve Missed Connections

Best of Craigslist: New Year's Eve Missed Connections

"We met in the bathroom. You were helping your sick friend. Get in touch."
Best of Craigslist: Jury Duty

Best of Craigslist: Jury Duty

Lets fulfill our civic responsibility. And ourselves.