Best of Craigslist Gigs: Odd Jobs

Wanted: Skilled taxidermist with knowledge of Kung Fu poses. Serious inquiries only.
By Sam Paul
 

Commentarium (15 Comments)

Sep 02 10 - 8:42am
Gleen

Penis measuring is a whole industry waiting to happen. Very important stuff.

Sep 02 10 - 10:08am
AlecPaul

For the right candidate I think "Penis Measurer" would be a very rewarding career choice. Not to mention it would look fantastic on a business card.

Sep 02 10 - 1:59pm
Meh

Aren't 6 and 11 the same ad?

Sep 02 10 - 2:05pm
Meh

No. 10 was probably the ad Agador from "The Bird Cage" responded to (minus the bedazzled loin cloth).

Sep 02 10 - 4:59pm
man

man up and just look. are you that scared you might like it?

Sep 02 10 - 5:54pm
Badland

I'd really like to know if a girl got the job! It sounds like a sweat gig... or the set up to a crazy Law & Order: SVU episode.

Sep 02 10 - 6:20pm
JCF

I must have missed their ship unveiling last March. Hope they didn't get stuck on Mars!

Sep 13 10 - 11:11am
Peter W

I want to know more about the top secret ship project in the works since 1890's...NASA's competition maybe???

Oct 08 10 - 6:34pm
JW

ummm, i think posting this would draw attention from the feds to their "top secret" project. and, if not, the moment something did take flight, then the NORAD would pick up on it and the military would then be hot on their asses. anyway, i know its a buncha bullshit form some kids who have too much free time.

Jun 27 11 - 2:21pm
jack

i think all this is bull shit,its not about how long ur penis is you should not even have one,cause its not how big ur cadyis its how you park it ,its obviously you don't how, wonder why Craigslist even puts this crap on their sight,very demeaning,i have lost all respect for Craigslist ,never use this disgraceful sight again.

Jun 27 11 - 2:28pm
jack

all these ads or sickening,just a much as people who place them.and Craigslist list,i thought this was a legitimate sight to find some sort of real odd jobs,guess i was wrong,need shut this sight down for good

Jun 27 11 - 2:30pm
jack

all these ads or sickening,just a much as people who place them.and Craigslist list,i thought this was a legitimate sight to find some sort of real odd jobs,guess i was wrong,need shut this sight down for good

Jun 27 11 - 2:32pm
jack

Craigslist is a joke i guess

Jan 18 12 - 11:17am
carole

looking for house-painting jobs In Minneapolis

Feb 04 12 - 12:26am
mr me

God is good all the time! If a person puts God first in their life all will be well