"I'm definitely not religious, but finding a Jewish girl is important". I've heard that one countless times. "Nothing against bigger girls at all, just not what I'm looking for." Yeah, I'm sure bigger girls would take no offense. "Also, please be normal." Yawn… NEXT!
some of these past "best of craigslist" posts haven't been that funny, but these were all pretty awesome.
"...to the front of the line."
I think I just found myself a new catch phrase.
In the history of Craigslist, has "I need to eat pussy!" ever resulted in a hookup?
Wow, some of these adds are the lamest screeds I have ever written. Tell me, does "I'm horny, broke and lazy and I need a BJ " ever work? Didn't think so.
I think # 8 is my fave, "Should not be afraid of Jewish things, like Hanukkah Candles." Hilarious!
Why would anyone fear Hanukkah candles?
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