Best of Craigslist: IKEA Sex

"Assemble this table and I'll let you watch me..."
 

Commentarium (19 Comments)

Sep 09 10 - 12:26am
Rubix

Ikea is the new highway truck stop?

Sep 09 10 - 2:39am
Me

These weren't that funny, they all basically said the same thing, and none was too outrageous.

Sep 09 10 - 6:13am
Anon

@Me--I'm sorry but "LOOKING TO SUCK COCK IN IKEA PARKING LOT" is a line for the ages

Sep 09 10 - 8:57am
Fivelane

Fascinating stuff, this feature should we used in Sociology classes.

Sep 09 10 - 8:57am
Jack

I had no idea you can get "head with Italy flag in the side". And all this time I've been doing it the old fashioned way. Or is he referring to a hat?

Sep 09 10 - 10:19am
Badland

The dudes referencing their scores on Hot or Not is by far the best. Experienced users too, MUST SKYPE TO PROVE YOUR NOT A DUDE! HA.

Sep 09 10 - 2:35pm
tamaulipas

The only unbelievable thing about any of these is that someone can't put together something from IKEA. That's like saying you can't brush your teeth.

Sep 09 10 - 3:40pm
explainerguy

is anyone else imagining those non-descript people in the manuals just going at it?

Sep 09 10 - 7:13pm
Demanda

What is it about Ikea? All the mock-bedrooms? The large store with inexpensive decorating options? Meatballs and lingonberries?

Sep 09 10 - 8:20pm
In Bed

The best touch is the offer of "unlimited iced tea," as though the offer of masturbation with a dildo isn't enough to seal the deal.
jill
In Bed With Married Women
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Sep 10 10 - 12:02am
Jess

Wish I was closer to Boston!!

Sep 10 10 - 12:12am
T26

Maybe all this used to happen at Walmart, but now the local PD has it staked out, so the misbehavers have to move elsewhere?

Sep 10 10 - 9:45am
Anty

Awe inspiring. But I'm not surprised the majority of those are gay...damning us all to stereotypes and ridicule. Buh bye marriage!

Sep 10 10 - 7:48pm
ms

"…not amazing looking but totally serviceable". LOLOL

Sep 10 10 - 8:46pm
Therockies

gee, I'd like to find a clean cut 8 myself, but boo-hoo, I'm not gay...(and yes, I know that is his dick he's talking about)

Sep 12 10 - 1:36am
notupmyassdude

fuck...when did IKEA become the new place for George Michael to get his furniture at ?

Sep 13 10 - 2:53am
dandan

What do you think?i think its all crazy how chicks on the cragslist love to suck dick and swallow cum till its bubbleing out there eye sockets talking bout fuck my mouth then fuck my ass and cum in it i want to drink the bubbley brown stuff

Sep 14 10 - 3:27pm
GeeBee

Fuck me. We were in Ikea last week and were reminded again how many of the couples there are well dressed middle class gay guys. But we always assumed they were there to accessorize their apartments!

Oct 07 10 - 10:35am
LambChop

This is awesome! I love it!
"I'm not amazing looking, but totally serviceable"??!!! THAT'S self-awareness right there!!
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