Ikea is the new highway truck stop?
These weren't that funny, they all basically said the same thing, and none was too outrageous.
@Me--I'm sorry but "LOOKING TO SUCK COCK IN IKEA PARKING LOT" is a line for the ages
Fascinating stuff, this feature should we used in Sociology classes.
I had no idea you can get "head with Italy flag in the side". And all this time I've been doing it the old fashioned way. Or is he referring to a hat?
The dudes referencing their scores on Hot or Not is by far the best. Experienced users too, MUST SKYPE TO PROVE YOUR NOT A DUDE! HA.
The only unbelievable thing about any of these is that someone can't put together something from IKEA. That's like saying you can't brush your teeth.
is anyone else imagining those non-descript people in the manuals just going at it?
What is it about Ikea? All the mock-bedrooms? The large store with inexpensive decorating options? Meatballs and lingonberries?
The best touch is the offer of "unlimited iced tea," as though the offer of masturbation with a dildo isn't enough to seal the deal.
In Bed With Married Women
Wish I was closer to Boston!!
Maybe all this used to happen at Walmart, but now the local PD has it staked out, so the misbehavers have to move elsewhere?
Awe inspiring. But I'm not surprised the majority of those are gay...damning us all to stereotypes and ridicule. Buh bye marriage!
"…not amazing looking but totally serviceable". LOLOL
gee, I'd like to find a clean cut 8 myself, but boo-hoo, I'm not gay...(and yes, I know that is his dick he's talking about)
fuck...when did IKEA become the new place for George Michael to get his furniture at ?
What do you think?i think its all crazy how chicks on the cragslist love to suck dick and swallow cum till its bubbleing out there eye sockets talking bout fuck my mouth then fuck my ass and cum in it i want to drink the bubbley brown stuff
Fuck me. We were in Ikea last week and were reminded again how many of the couples there are well dressed middle class gay guys. But we always assumed they were there to accessorize their apartments!
This is awesome! I love it!
"I'm not amazing looking, but totally serviceable"??!!! THAT'S self-awareness right there!!
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