The first one is awesome. He wins points just for being wry.
Also dig the skinny Spanish guy who professes his intelligence then three words later misspells "dining".
He also capitalized "ENDULGE" ...
I agree with Andrea re: awesomeness. I WOULD SO answer the first guy's ad.
"…and a kitty that tastes like woah." WOAH!
Out of town business travelers really are the BEST sex. No expectations, no "dating" drama, etc. Hot stuff!
#1 is a douche.
NO way! #1 is sex on a stick!! Where do I sign up??
He maybe sexy and witty and probably an ass load (no pun intended) of fun but hes married. I'm sure if his wife found out about his little ad she would more than likely agree with GBH.
maybe if his wife lost 50 pounds, he'd care.
HIS PROBLEM, not MINE.
:) Mr. #1, come GET SOME!!!
I 'm an artsy girl with tattoos and dyed hair!!! #1 where do we meet?
Get in line. OR come on over.
The ads are okay if it's not cheating. I don't believe in cheating. It's bad enough to break up (or get divorced). Cheating just makes everything worse.
When someone claims that they're intelligent, they usually aren't (#9).
35 years old and still types like he's 14... that's pretty bad.
go sex fairy!!!!!!!
and jww - it's all just lovin' :)
spoken from a dumb shit, lol
Why are you bothering to post these? These are just run-of-the-mill Craig's List ads. Regular people, looking for sexual satisfaction just like the rest of us. Leave them alone.
These always depress me.
Apparently this is what the estemeed Willis was talkin' 'bout.
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