"I didn't want to take you home cause I thought I would have to babysit your drunkness"
Hey, there comes a point in every night when you have to make that call. He should've rolled the dice. No guts [spewed all over the bathroom], no glory!
Never accept an offer from someone who says 'I was at your work today'. It's always nice when one's partner's vocabulary and grammar move past a 3 year old/over-indulged 7 year old.
Even by Silverlake standards, that last guy is a huge douche.
Good point. I hadn't tohhugt about it quite that way. :)
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