Yes they do. Straight men who are comfortable with themselves, each other, and their own sexuality do. I know because I have. Am I gay? No. Do I care if you think that makes me gay? No. That's what being comfortable with yourself is about ;)
I don't necessarily agree that people are either gay or straight...perhaps this bloke likes the ladies 90% of the time but supplements with straight dude wanks.
That said, anything posted on the internet is practically guaranteed to get ridiculed.
It should be no surprise that many men's sexuality would be ambiguous, contradictory and express struggle with erotic urges competing repressive urges. Welcome to human sexuality. If the dudes insist they are straight but with a fascination for cocks, I think the liberated thing to do is accept them at their word, rather than try to force them in a box. BTW i am totally not gay, dudes.
While these posts are funny, it's a bit more complicated. A lot of guys (if not most guys) first sexual experiences as teens involve jacking off w/, you guessed it, other young guys. It's just not uncommon for the experience to take on erotic importance in adulthood. As a result, you have otherwise "straight" dudes who enjoy jacking with other guys, essentially reliving that early erotic experience. Doesn't make em gay, just human.
Of course, you also have men who are gay or bisexual into similar behavior and have not come to terms with it. Either way, understand that sexuality is not a simple matter, and labels don't help anyone get their head around their own, or any other persons sexual desires.
I know. The ads are FULL of 'straight' guys wanting to hook up with some other 'straight' guys to do stuff that only 'straight' guys do to each other.....you know...like...well. gay kinda stuff but not 'gay' gay. That would be gross and disgusting and wrong. And they aren't that way. They're straight, dammit.
I saw one the other day where a self proclaimed macho dude likes to have his straight buddy jack him off while other guys stand around and cum on him. Oh, and of course they're all straight. Who do they think they're kidding? I guess they think all gay guys are swishy queens and can't be masculine in any way?
Seatown, I don't know where you grew up, but I don't know ANY GUY whose first sexual experience was jacking off with another guy. Maybe you had different neighbors than I did. Were they "cool", let you smoke bud in their garage and bought beer for you? Yeah, see, those dudes are PEDOPHILES and more than likely a member of NAMBLA. Most of the teen-age buddies of mine were far and away too self conscious to be playing with their johnson around their pals.
There is no such thing as gay or straight. These are artificial terms designed by societies that like to be able to compartment identities, the better to discriminate and figure out who to hate, who to judge, who to mock, who to arrest etc.
Fact is, humans are sexual beings. And whether it's with someone from the opposite or same sex, it's just sex folks. Sad so many can't get over that.
I'm pretty sure you probably did know guys whose first sexual experience was jacking off with another guy, they just never told you about it. That's why all these people are seeking out random anyonymous dudes on the internet; bigoted attitudes like yours make them feel like they should be embarassed to talk about it, even to their supposed friends.
These guys are having some difficulty dealing with what's what. Obviously they believe a lot of gay stereotypes and can't just accept that homosexuality is just 2 people of the same sex having sex.
It's self-loathing. They could not bear to think of themselves as gay. It's sad that they were told it was so wrong, that they had to construct a wall in their minds keeping them straight, but then find a small window to satisfy their natural instinct. Hopefully one of these encounters will turn into an epiphany.
There are scenes of male mutual masturbation in the Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn novel "One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich". You could think of the Gulags as a type of cruel and deadly boarding school. Just sayin'.
It makes total sense to me that masterbation among people of the same sex would be great. I'm a woman and I know how to make myself come, I also know how to make another woman come. And being with other women with different techniques opens all sorts of doors. I'm straight, though, of course ;)
Geofff honey,
the dude IS GAY
and he is just having a joke
and maybe he will get lucky because a gay guy might be attracted to the fact he is 25 and want to get it on.
I'm so confused!
Straight guy, but can we get naked and jackoff together? OR are they gay and PRETENDING to be straight for the sexy-fantasy of it?? http://adulter-us.com
Totally not gay, I put my hand on my dick, and you manipulate my arm to help me masturbate myself. If you want, we can do a Double Dutch! I'm really good, and totally not gay, bro.
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Just when I thought I was starting to understand men...
Is this what happens to all the bullies out there?
Why don't they know they're gay?
For the same reason your dog doesn't know he's not a person.
is this some sort of extreme bromance?
You had me at "bedazzler."
Blows my mind to think how much pressure these guys have gotten to be "totally not gay"
I like how usage of the word "bro" automatically denotes "not gay." These guys are so very sad.
Is this written by Mac from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia???
The Michael Jackson one HAS to be a joke...right?
I want to J/o with a dude and maybe J/o you and you j?o me...maybe we will fuck later too...btw I'm totally not gay.
Well...as a straight female...you are slightly left of those "genuine have no interest in J/O with guys" straight boys
emkay...whatever you need to look in the mirror!
Straight men don't masturbate in front of each other. Period.
Yes they do. Straight men who are comfortable with themselves, each other, and their own sexuality do. I know because I have. Am I gay? No. Do I care if you think that makes me gay? No. That's what being comfortable with yourself is about ;)
No...you're definitely gay, Dave. You just don't know it.
I don't necessarily agree that people are either gay or straight...perhaps this bloke likes the ladies 90% of the time but supplements with straight dude wanks.
That said, anything posted on the internet is practically guaranteed to get ridiculed.
It gets worse.
It should be no surprise that many men's sexuality would be ambiguous, contradictory and express struggle with erotic urges competing repressive urges. Welcome to human sexuality. If the dudes insist they are straight but with a fascination for cocks, I think the liberated thing to do is accept them at their word, rather than try to force them in a box. BTW i am totally not gay, dudes.
While these posts are funny, it's a bit more complicated. A lot of guys (if not most guys) first sexual experiences as teens involve jacking off w/, you guessed it, other young guys. It's just not uncommon for the experience to take on erotic importance in adulthood. As a result, you have otherwise "straight" dudes who enjoy jacking with other guys, essentially reliving that early erotic experience. Doesn't make em gay, just human.
Of course, you also have men who are gay or bisexual into similar behavior and have not come to terms with it. Either way, understand that sexuality is not a simple matter, and labels don't help anyone get their head around their own, or any other persons sexual desires.
I call shenanigans. The jo-bro posts are an official internet meme/trolling maneuver now.
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/jo-buds-2.php
I know. The ads are FULL of 'straight' guys wanting to hook up with some other 'straight' guys to do stuff that only 'straight' guys do to each other.....you know...like...well. gay kinda stuff but not 'gay' gay. That would be gross and disgusting and wrong. And they aren't that way. They're straight, dammit.
I saw one the other day where a self proclaimed macho dude likes to have his straight buddy jack him off while other guys stand around and cum on him. Oh, and of course they're all straight. Who do they think they're kidding? I guess they think all gay guys are swishy queens and can't be masculine in any way?
Seatown, I don't know where you grew up, but I don't know ANY GUY whose first sexual experience was jacking off with another guy. Maybe you had different neighbors than I did. Were they "cool", let you smoke bud in their garage and bought beer for you? Yeah, see, those dudes are PEDOPHILES and more than likely a member of NAMBLA. Most of the teen-age buddies of mine were far and away too self conscious to be playing with their johnson around their pals.
There is no such thing as gay or straight. These are artificial terms designed by societies that like to be able to compartment identities, the better to discriminate and figure out who to hate, who to judge, who to mock, who to arrest etc.
Fact is, humans are sexual beings. And whether it's with someone from the opposite or same sex, it's just sex folks. Sad so many can't get over that.
I'm pretty sure you probably did know guys whose first sexual experience was jacking off with another guy, they just never told you about it. That's why all these people are seeking out random anyonymous dudes on the internet; bigoted attitudes like yours make them feel like they should be embarassed to talk about it, even to their supposed friends.
"Tom, you're so deep in the closet you're finding Christmas presents!"
These guys are having some difficulty dealing with what's what. Obviously they believe a lot of gay stereotypes and can't just accept that homosexuality is just 2 people of the same sex having sex.
I don't think this guy knows what straight means. He seems to think it has something to do with only having sex with age appropriate men.
It's self-loathing. They could not bear to think of themselves as gay. It's sad that they were told it was so wrong, that they had to construct a wall in their minds keeping them straight, but then find a small window to satisfy their natural instinct. Hopefully one of these encounters will turn into an epiphany.
Boy's boarding schools, they did a lot of this stuff there, men who spend lots of time together and are bored will play like this.
it's a fantasy-booster! the dude pretends he is straight for the hotness of it, the taboo. duh.
There are scenes of male mutual masturbation in the Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn novel "One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich". You could think of the Gulags as a type of cruel and deadly boarding school. Just sayin'.
It makes total sense to me that masterbation among people of the same sex would be great. I'm a woman and I know how to make myself come, I also know how to make another woman come. And being with other women with different techniques opens all sorts of doors. I'm straight, though, of course ;)
Why not just search for a female if they are so straight?
Geofff honey,
the dude IS GAY
and he is just having a joke
and maybe he will get lucky because a gay guy might be attracted to the fact he is 25 and want to get it on.
Not too many bright sparks here.
I'm so confused!
Straight guy, but can we get naked and jackoff together? OR are they gay and PRETENDING to be straight for the sexy-fantasy of it??
http://adulter-us.com
this is obviously a fantasy/role play ad
I JO daily too, would love to have a JO buddy and squirt aall over me or/and squirt down my throat-love to swallow cum-do you too?:P
I JO off daily and I luv cum-would love to swallow some of yours or use as lube for my cum ok?
Anyone up for a bit of "Dutch rudder" ?
Totally not gay, I put my hand on my dick, and you manipulate my arm to help me masturbate myself. If you want, we can do a Double Dutch! I'm really good, and totally not gay, bro.
A bit surprised it seems to simple and yet uesful.
Geez, that's unlbeievbale. Kudos and such.
I can't believe I've been going for years without kionwng that.