These aren't that funny or creative. Though the one that concluded with "NO DRAMA PLEASE" made me laugh. I also like the artistic quality of fucking for revenge while your wife's sex tape plays, and she walks in and spots all of it. Very postmodern.
I'm sorry, but only page 9 and 10 seem real.
really surprising how few revenge requests were from women. based on my experience, it always seemed like revenge was more important to them than it was to guys in that situation.
learn something new every day.
this is a very creative way to get laid, come on m4w revenge if any girls really fall for this crap they must be very stupid cuz u should be able to see that this guys r just tryin to get laid with a creative excuse. thats why i think craigslist ppl r gross.
@robert I think revenge is more important to women, but it's also easier for them to find random hookups off the internet
also lmao @ the powerpoint plan
It's funny that there are enough of these to warrant an actual article haha. I'm not surprised though. I saw one a year or so ago about a woman who wanted to set up a gangbang in her ex's apartment so that one of two things would happen: 1) he'd come home to find her sucking a lot of D 2) his sheets would be covered in...grossness
Wow. Kinda makes you scared to date anyone...
When I read "she did things for him what she has never done for me...". It is just plain silly.
You had to ask for it, insist on it, If two of you were ment to stay together. If you don't get all compliance, someone else will... And it will hurt.
Why don't you leave her? Just tell her you found out about her cheating, and help her find another place to live.
I love the random koala pic on the last post.
I'm guessing there's less women because fewer probably need craigslist to get themselves laid...
Get your shit together and move on. Years from now you're going to see what you have done as a mistake, and that you've let yourself down. You'll also realize that you should have cut the asshole out of your life altogether and that you've wasted precious years that you will not get back.
BTW, 6'1" at 315 lbs means you're morbidly obese, not a "bear" (I'm 6'1" and 202 and I could stand to lose a few more pounds).
That is all. You may return to your douchery.
Number 4 at the end is funny, he seems to be willing to do a dude in front of his gf as long as the guy has a good reason for want to do it.
LOL #7 shoe size doesnt matter
I don't think he meant:
"...if you're not female *and* can't take the time to explain why you'd want to do this don't even bother responding to this posting."
I think he meant:
"...if you're not female *OR* can't take the time to explain why you'd want to do this don't even bother responding to this posting."
He just got his conjunctions mixed up.
You're right, 6'1" and 315 is morbidly obese, but characterizing your 6'1" and 202 as "could stand to lose a few more pounds" is delusional as well.
any guy who seriously thinks that 'i'm so unattractive my gf cheated on me and now i want you to get involved in this whole mess as well' is going to get him laid is pretty stupid. the only way any of those complex revenge-fantasies will become reality is by hiring a hooker and even then they'd might want to downplay the 'i want to rub my gf's face in the fact that i am fucking other women' part.
women don't need to put up those elaborate adds because 'i have a vagina and want to have sex' is enough to get the reactions pouring in.
kick the bitch out of the house right away
Revenge sex just doesn't work... I did it, admit that it was fantastic at the time, but has made my marriage even more unbearable. So if you're not breaking up than there are a hell of a lot more consequences to revenge sex. I got the hurt reaction I wanted, but it did nothing to make a better marriage. And if you are planning on breaking up anyway, revenge sex is just stupid. Seriously, is the ex really going to care that you are with someone else.
I did like the power point idea, but honestly, this will just make him look like the asshole and her a victim.
@jessica I agree ... also if you're a guy and have kids, going the revenge sex route makes you look incredibly bad in the eyes of child custody court. My mom cheated on my dad, but my dad did the revenge sex, and my mom ended up looking more stable. She was able to use the revenge sex as evidence he was mean and cruel throughout the relationship and she was cheating "because she was too afraid to ask for a divorce". Lies but it came down to he-said-she-said and men get the short end of the stick on that one. Ugh. This article was disgusting.
If any of these guys loved their women, they'd be happy to know that their loved ones are exploring their sexuality. Each of these guys has a chance to make a woman an honest and satisfied person. If love is there, the woman will help the man explore sexually also, if that is what he wants (but there is no reason sex partners and fucks have to be perfectly balanced). Granted that revenge could be a momentary turn-on, revenge sex over any span of time is a recipe for self-disgust.
Best revenge: 1) Don't let her know you know. 2) Sit her down, tell her you love her, but that you have some personal stuff you need to work through alone. You'll contact her in a few days. 3) Delete her number and never think her name again.
@ Brian, now THAT'S what I call revenge.
They're all pathetic...but I love the koala!
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