What does this have to do with Mad Men?
What's sad to me is imagining people waking up early and starting to cruise Craigslist for a hookup. But maybe it's because I'm not a morning person.
If it has nothing to do with Mad Men what's the point? Mad Men.
As in mad ad men of Madison Avenue. Mad Men.
Would you rather have morning commute sex with Joan or Dr. Miller? It's a close call, but i'd have to choose Faye.
"Roses if needed"? (#8) What the hell does that mean?
Roses are slang for money.
HAHA! Roses if Needed!
The sperm spoons are a clever touch.
Roses is code for money on craiglist, so you don't get busted for prostitution
Hand job is code for anal sex, so your mother doesn't think less of you.
re: "splenda" is the author a M or W??
I was admiring the simplicity of #8, but had no idea about the roses thing either. Thanks to those of you who knew and could clear that up for us. I once saw a CL ad, m4w, trying to find someone to come over RIGHT THEN and fuck. It made me laugh out loud.
Now I understand all the codes in his phone...he has been paying for sex!!!! Wow!!!
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