There's no dark cloud without a silver lining. Or, as these folks would have it, no dark and lonely night on the brink of financial ruin without the chance of some fun internet sex.
TOO FUCKING BAD I'M BROKE AND UNEMPLOYED
Can't be that broke if he has money for johnny walker, just wait till you are deciding on the crap in the plastic bottle.
Wait, you can afford Johnny Walker AND weed?! Yes, still cheaper than being down a 'BJ's eating pizza and beer but not cheap enough to wallow himself in self pitty.
Honey, save your dignity; emigrate.
I don't even want to read anymore of these. The first one left me too depressed. I don't find these funny at all, these are obviously desperate people (except for the obvious stoners) and laughing at them is like pointing and laughing at people in a food line. fuck, people are insensitive - the messed up thing is most of them even mention they're well educated, these arent bums looking for welfare, they're people without options. a guy was on the news last week because he offered 25,000.00 to anyone who could find him a job, he'd been looking for months and was going crazy without work. be grateful if you have a job right now people
#1 sounds like a twisted version of a rom-com screenplay.
Thread is useless without pics.
Is there anything cheaper than Popov?
Cant be too broke! Has Johnny Walker, Weed a Computer and an Internet Connection! Don better than most!
I don't believe the "intelligent" part when you follow it up with "confidant."
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