Best of Craigslist: Hard Times

"Are you horny and depressed that you're broke? Well, I can't do anything about the economy... "

Commentarium (12 Comments)

Nov 18 10 - 1:10pm
Amazing

There's no dark cloud without a silver lining. Or, as these folks would have it, no dark and lonely night on the brink of financial ruin without the chance of some fun internet sex.

Nov 18 10 - 1:11pm
haha

TOO FUCKING BAD I'M BROKE AND UNEMPLOYED

Nov 18 10 - 5:28pm
Refuz

Can't be that broke if he has money for johnny walker, just wait till you are deciding on the crap in the plastic bottle.

Nov 18 10 - 7:07pm
Gunner

Wait, you can afford Johnny Walker AND weed?! Yes, still cheaper than being down a 'BJ's eating pizza and beer but not cheap enough to wallow himself in self pitty.

Nov 18 10 - 7:55pm
myne

Honey, save your dignity; emigrate.

Nov 18 10 - 8:58pm
John

I don't even want to read anymore of these. The first one left me too depressed. I don't find these funny at all, these are obviously desperate people (except for the obvious stoners) and laughing at them is like pointing and laughing at people in a food line. fuck, people are insensitive - the messed up thing is most of them even mention they're well educated, these arent bums looking for welfare, they're people without options. a guy was on the news last week because he offered 25,000.00 to anyone who could find him a job, he'd been looking for months and was going crazy without work. be grateful if you have a job right now people

Nov 18 10 - 9:29pm
GeeBee

#1 sounds like a twisted version of a rom-com screenplay.

Nov 19 10 - 4:36am
Aaron

Thread is useless without pics.

Nov 22 10 - 1:47pm
Cajoboy

Is there anything cheaper than Popov?

Nov 23 10 - 7:57am
Ash

Cant be too broke! Has Johnny Walker, Weed a Computer and an Internet Connection! Don better than most!

Nov 28 10 - 1:09am
JEss

I don't believe the "intelligent" part when you follow it up with "confidant."