I was walking my dog one time and looked up and saw a nude girl in an apartment window by accident. I went home, listened to The Goldberg Variations, contemplatively sipped on a glass of shiraz, then masturbated.
I never want to go on a date ever again.
bearman, i like your style.
Wow, MoMA really needs a life lmao!
Ok, just read poop guy, HE needs the life...
Hilarious. I always wonder if someone writes one of these for me. I stare at people all the time: on the street, on the subway, in restaurants... But it's not because I wana bam chicka bam bam them; rather, it's because I enjoy making people feel uncomfortable. Or, I just don't know where else to look.
MsHayden, I often wonder, and do, the same. LOL
Did #5 remind anyone else of this:
I love the pooping guy. "Hey beautiful lady": priceless.
You already posted this in the past. Lame.
@sf, yes it does. If you look at the date of the story and the date of the ad, they match by days.
I call a hoax on #5, with regard to the 5/28 Nerve piece. Either that, or it's the best advertisement ever for the Whitney exhibit.
wow, folks. #5 is a mock-impersonation of marina abramovic. there is no whitney exhibit.
laughing... yet scared
Has anyone in history ever gotten reconnected through a missed connection ad? Seems very unlikely and the act of writing them seems itself to be cathartic. It would be a great subject for a news story by a website devoted to such things-- hint! hint!
Hah Little 5 Points, I just got to visit that place recently.
The moma one is a performance artist. And has to be bs because I doubt she would be posting to CL.
No quseiton this is the place to get this info, thanks y'all.
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