The Internet Meme Hall of Fame: Exploiting Your Relatives for Fun and Book Deals

Five blogs built off familial weirdness.
By Chris Mathias

The internet has recently offered a feast of familial eccentricities in blog form, and the response has been huge — book and TV deals, merchandising and TV appearances, thousands of fans and followers. So the next time your drunk uncle is telling slurred stories about his night in Atlantic City, remember, put it on a blog! Here are five examples to get you started.

1) Shit My Dad Says
By far the most successful family-weirdness blog around: last summer, Justin Halpern moved in with his parents and began documenting his seventy-three-year-old father's hilarious and blunt diatribes on Twitter. The sage and profanity-laced wisdom of this grumpy geriatric has generated a Twitter following of over 700,000 people and led to a TV show on CBS... starring William Shatner.

2) Tiny Art Director
Artist Bill Zeman asks his five-year-old daughter to critique his work. She's harsh, very specific, and generally feels most of the work would be improved by the addition of dinosaurs. Her commissions often include instructions like, "I'm going to tell you what to draw. Draw a dragon sneaking up on a girl. She's picking flowers." Zeman has documented all of this on his blog, and a book is due out later this spring.

3) Sleep Talkin' Man
A British woman records her husband's musings... in his sleep. Often hilariously self-aggrandizing ("Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself") and heavy on violence toward small animals ( "Don't move a muscle. Bushbabies are everywhere... Kick 'em!"), this guy's ramblings have appeared on NBC's Today Show and ABC's World News Tonight; the couple is now selling merchandise on the website as well.

4) Emails From My Mother
Started as a simple tribute to founder Chloe Jankowitz's mom, Emails From My Mother has grown into a great online repository for reader-contributed emails, voicemails (including the legendary "You're starting to look like a dyke"), and AIM chats of mothers being mothers — concerned, technologically illiterate, fierce, and loving.

5) My Parents Were Awesome

You may think your parents are the uncoolest people on Earth, but they too were once young, hip cats just trying to have a good time. My Parents Were Awesome is a user-submitted web base for old photos of parents from back when they were more like, well, you.

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Commentarium (9 Comments)

Mar 22 10 - 12:47pm

These are absolutely amazing..I spend hours laughing on the sites. Like in the middle of a very boring lecture I go on these through my phone and I just shake with laughter. Yeah people stare which is why I just pass on my phone to them.

Mar 22 10 - 9:49am

I'd never heard of many of these and now I doubtless have hours of time-wasting ahead. This is great.

Mar 22 10 - 10:05am

Now that you're an expert and know what makes a good family blog/Twitter, can the world be subjected to the Mathias family next? Please.

Mar 22 10 - 7:31pm

What do you think?

Mar 23 10 - 12:05pm

I need to get home and start recording my grandmother. Immediately

Mar 23 10 - 8:36am


Mar 24 10 - 3:36pm

A fat belly and chinstrap facial hair are indeed awesome

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