Sexy honey badger don't care.
Have you spent the greater part of 2011 at your desk job avoiding your work, surfing the internet, and laughing at memes? Or perhaps you've been unemployed this year; you've sat at your apartment, listlessly surfing the internet, halfheartedly laughing at memes? Either way, dressing as your favorite meme this Halloween will show your friends and potential romantic partners that that you're up on the most significant memes of the past year. And if you can't bear to let Halloween pass without donning a revealing ensemble, we've once again included sexy versions of all our memes.
Photography by Tommy Kearns.
Long mermaid skirt
Dinglehopper (kitchen fork)
Everyone enjoys reminiscing about their beloved childhood cartoons. Start a drunken group rendition of "Under the Sea" and you're sure to be the most popular guy in the bar.
Sexy Hipster Ariel
Luckily, this meme already allows you to show some skin. But if you'd like to go the extra sexy mile, we'd suggest using the teeniest available shells in place of an actual bikini.
Just sing the Nyan Cat song over and over. You'll make lots of new friends.
Sexy Nyan Cat
Try provocatively crawling around on the floor all night. You've just taken "sexy cat" one disturbing step too far.
White hair dye
Sassy friend to narrate your night
Psych yourself up for an evening of aggressive badassery. Transformed by this costume, you'll approach possible danger with a defiant, unfazed attitude. Honey-badger-approved activities include defending a lady's honor at a nightclub; chasing cobras into treetops; and passing out, seemingly dead, from taking in too much poison, only to stagger back to your feet the following morning. Actually, you'll probably do that anyway.
Sexy Honey Badger
The laws of sexiness dictate that any time you can draw attention to your mouth, you double your sex appeal.
Army green T-shirt
Chuck Testa's low-budget commercial was (perhaps by design) the perfect meme. The combination of stilted acting, a ridiculous premise, and taxidermized animals was too much for the internet to resist. Hanging out at a hunting lodge, the Ace Hotel, or another venue featuring taxidermized animal heads will aid in the effect of this costume.
Sexy Chuck Testa
Infantilize yourself using children's stuffed animals. That's definitely sexy.
Rebecca Black wig (courtesy Headline Costumes)
Every time I hear Rebecca Black's ridiculous homage to the fifth day of the week, I think to myself, "You're thirteen. This is literally the easiest your life will ever be. Not even the people I know with real jobs like Friday as much as you do." You can add another dimension by narrating your banal activities all night, as awkwardly as possible.
Sexy Rebecca Black
As a bonus, this sexy costume alerts you to the presence of potential pedophiles.