The Top Twenty Internet Lists of 2011

Turkeys on the attack, ridiculous Kurt Cobain costumes, and more. In convenient list form!

by Colette McIntyre and Delia Pless

If there's one thing the internet loves, it's lists. Whether that's a depressing side-effect of our ever-shrinking attention span as a society, or a testament to the simple truth that people love having crap numbered sequentially for them, remains to be seen, but the "listicle" (our least favorite portmanteau, right after "chillax") isn't going away any time soon. Fortunately, it's a flexible format, as demonstrated by this, our list of the twenty best internet lists of 2011. Meta!

	1) 5 Things Doctor Shows Taught Us About Medicine In addition to these five things, we've also learned that doctors have a lot of sex with each other. A lot.
	2) 9 Cultural Zeitgeists Arguably More Damaging Than Twilight We're on board with all of these except hammer pants — those things are legit.
	3) Rumors I've Heard About Anna Wintour Anna Wintour knows everything about everyone. That's why her hair is so big — it's full of secrets.
	4) The 10 Best Videos Of Turkeys On The Attack Thanks to the Internet, I no longer wish to have the Doctor Dolittle-esque power to speak with the animals. Keep those little fuckers away from me.
	5) The 10 Least Sexy Kisses In Movies And TV If you think these are rough, you should've seen your mom's first kiss. Boom!
	6) The 10 Worst Sexy Halloween Costumes This list argues that everything has officially been sexualized; I see that as a challenge. Sexy Anne Frank, here I come!
	7) The 5 Most Ridiculous Kurt Cobain Costumes You Can Actually Buy This list could also be called "The 5 Worst Nirvana Puns Ever Made."
	8) 5 Transformative Dance Sequences in Movies It takes true directorial courage to advance your plot via a scene of David Bowie prancing around in tights.
	9) The 8 Nerdiest Reading Rainbow Episodes After watching our favorite Roots alum (sorry, Ben Vereen) take a walk on the geeky side, we now completely understand Troy from Community's obsession.
	10) Top 10 Most Amazing Penises Why are none of these Ryan Gosling's?