The Best Internet Lists of Lists of 2010
 

Greatest Four Loko Tributes

11) The 10 Greatest Four Loko Tributes

Last Friday, Four Loko as we knew it disappeared forever. American college students will now be forced to obtain their alcohol and caffeine fixes from separate beverages.


Mugshots of Actual Hoes from Ludacris' Area Codes

12) 11 Mugshots of Actual Hoes from Ludacris’ Area Codes

This might be the heaviest list on the list. But, someone listened to all of Ludacris’s songs, picked out every reference to a prostitute, and dug through crime records to find a mugshot in a corresponding area. That sort of pointless diligence must be rewarded.


Best Invisible Cat Pictures

13) 17 Best Invisible Cat Pictures

You might be thinking, “What? Another cat-picture list?” If you are, you need to click this. And shut up.


Most Iconic Rock Crotches in History

14) The 10 Most Iconic Crotches in Rock History

If your average crotch is a sensible grey sedan, David Lee Roth’s is a tricked out yellow Ferrari.


Hungover Owls

15) Top 10 Hungover Owls

These owls woke up in their clothes fifteen minutes late.


Boob Trick Videos

16) The Top 10 Boob Trick Videos

This list is a very good way to make your breasts feel inadequate. Much like Cosmo and Dolly Parton.


Comedies with Cinematic Bad-asses Playing Second Fiddle to Kids, Dogs, and Adorable Old Ladies

17) 13 Comedies with Cinematic Bad-asses Playing Second Fiddle to Kids, Dogs, and Adorable Old Ladies

One minute you’re starring in a gun-shooting, explosion-blossoming action flick. The next, you’re reading a script where you get humiliated by a gang of plucky primary-school kids, thinking, “Yeah, I’m totally going to do this.”


Trees That Look Like Genitals

18) 11 Trees That Look Like Genitals

Truth: All trees look a little bit like genitals. These trees, however, look a lot like genitals.


Glenn Beck

19) 9 Ridiculous Things That Most Americans Believe

Which is more embarrassing? That eighteen percent of Americans believe the sun revolves around the earth, or that three percent of Americans have no opinion on the matter at all?


Animals That Don't Have Asses

20) Top 10 Animals That Don’t Have Asses

You too are a member of the animal kingdom, friend. Don’t take your ass for granted.

Commentarium (9 Comments)

Dec 12 10 - 1:00pm
meh

The prostitute list just made me sad. The John Mayer list confirmed what I knew about that douche bag for years.

Dec 13 10 - 9:42am
Name goes here

Half the population *wishes* the honey badger only went for your throat. It'll go for your balls. Not in a hilarious "football in the groin" way; in a claws of death way.

Dec 13 10 - 5:18pm
KS

I don't really even know who John Mayer is, but that list kinda made me like him.

Dec 13 10 - 6:51pm
Jetouellet

I hate to be that guy, but the prostitute list is from only one song. As it is a song that is comprised of area codes.

Dec 13 10 - 10:13pm
camelcigs

that's some fucked up list about the animals with out asses

Dec 13 10 - 11:13pm
peg

I just prefer to look at John Mayer sometimes, and listen to his music occasionally. He's got some really great tunes. Too bad they're connected to the rest of him. So sad.

Dec 16 10 - 1:46am
proud sex worker

yeh real sex positive to give props to a meme that mocks and violates the privacy of sex workers.

Dec 27 10 - 2:12am
RANDY

ARIZONA WOULDN'T SUCK NEARLY AS MUCH IF THEY COULD GET RID OF ALL THE FUCKING WETBACK ILLEGAL MEXICANS

Mar 06 11 - 6:52am
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